Baby Grand Juggler Prints

'Ugh Not Again!'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'Save us!'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"First break since 2008."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Baby On Boardroom

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Acclaimed mother.

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Balancing Family and Work

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."