Baby Belly Laugher Mugs

'I love my obstetrician! He brings out the kid in me!'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

Covid-19 Caution

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

'A nice feature of this office, the view from that window won't distract you from your work.'

"I'm tied in with a leash. Where the heck do they think I'm going to run to??"

"Whoa! If this baby shower isn't for ME -- then WHO'S it for?"

Astronaut Slips On A Banana Peel

"I thought you said you were watching your weight!"

Escaping surgery.

"How am I supposed to guide the sleigh with this mask on?"

'What's for lunch...Vegetables?'

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

"You haven't seen any turkeys around here, have you?!"

"Yes, they offer free delivery. But when an on-line seller laughs, does their belly shake like a bowl full of jelly?"

'I love a bit of classic 70's comedy.'

"I only read half of it."

Bird Pool

Try to stay off your feet until after the baby's born.

'Take some of that home, Richard. Don't be a hero.'

Boy, look at the belly on that one.Did you ever see a belly like that?

"I'm going to read you a bedtime story." "But it's midday." "I'm a very slow reader!"