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'A little help please.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Tree Pose To Support

House of books.

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Treading a fine lion.

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

Football party

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

Tightrope Walker.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

A gymnast holding a balloon

Yoga

Handstand

The sooner you stop freaking out, the sooner I can take the pic.

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

Tightrope Walker

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

"See? The good still outweighs the bad."

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

Gymnastics.

Ballerina drying her laundry

"Dad! I don't need a lecture on the physics behind it, just teach me how to do it!"

"You were always subject to change without notice."

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

'Pierre inched his way across the high wire. One false step and Thanksgiving would come early this year.'