Friendly Fire: 'Good to see you, Geoff. . . wife and kids ok? How's the garden looking this summer? You're sacked!'
Awkward Small Talk Aficionado Gifts
If you know someone who perfects the art of awkward small talk, our collection of humorous and relatable items will speak their language. From mugs to prints, these gifts are ideal for those who find small talk both an art and a science. Show them you appreciate their social quirks with something funny and thoughtful that celebrates their unique conversational style.
"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.
What price beauty?
"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."
How to Do Small Talk??!!
"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."
Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.
"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."
Silly News.
'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'
"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"
"Please try not to offer expert analysis."
'Miss Kress, who on our staff is in charge of denials and uncomfortable realities.'
"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."
"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."
'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'
"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."
Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.
'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'
"He's surprisingly good at small talk."
Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.
'Bill, I'm sorry to hear about your going into the hospital. Is it a MALE problem?'
Harold Was Done Asking Customers About Their Day
Send. End.
"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"
Small Talk Lounge
"I'm not used to communicating face-to-face. Can we conduct this interview via text?"
'It's not you it's me not liking you.'
A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady
"I'm the eldest of three, yet I'm a highly social, under-achieving risk taker. Try and explain that!"
"I'm good thanks."
"What a lovely little dog. What's his name?"
'How can you possibly be busy washing your hair for the rest of your life???'
'Mom, did I come preassembled or did you and dad have to put me together?'
"What I like best about you is how you, er ...the way you, ummm....You know, there's actually nothing I like about you."
Awkward Small Talk Aficionado Gifts Collection
Awkward Small Talk Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for awkward small talk aficionados—each one a humorous tribute to social escapades.
Awkward Small Talk Aficionado Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate social quirks—great for adding humor and personality to any living space.
Awkward Small Talk Aficionado Prints
Browse our art prints that capture the humor of awkward encounters—ideal for decorating the homes of social aficionados.
Awkward Small Talk Aficionado T-Shirts
Find the perfect witty t-shirt for the awkward small talk enthusiast—ideal for turning social moments into fun fashion statements.