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"I don't like people knowing things about me."

"I recently recovered a crucial repressed memory. But then I forgot it."

"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"

Very Difficult Conversations

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

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Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

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"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

"People don't understand that alcoholism is a hazard of my profession!"

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"You should have told me you needed advice."

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

Send. End.

'Bill, I'm sorry to hear about your going into the hospital. Is it a MALE problem?'

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "My son's expressing curiosity about... well... you know." "I'm worried that maybe it's time to have the talk. How do I tell him about... you know... without making it seem like a good thing? I don't want him to go out and... you know." "I just want him to know how the... you know... works with the... you know... without making him want to go out and... you know." "Maybe you should buy him a book and call it a day." "I don't know..."

"Brad, we've got to talk."

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."

"I'm not used to communicating face-to-face. Can we conduct this interview via text?"