Award Winner Prints

Employee of the month...

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

'I got that one for bravery.'

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

Elf of the Month.

'And that one is for driving a school bus.'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

"...I'd also like to thank my mother but, if I'm honest, she had absolutely nothing to do with my success."

"It's always tough, but I always give these awards to the most deserving person."

"He wins every year -- the man could sell an annuity to a mayfly."

'Mom, Dad, it's nice of you to visit me at the store, but you know, I am working.'

'...and has the scrappage scheme been good for you, Ted?'

'Better hide this...'

"So that's where you were last night."

Sportsperson of the Year!

'Oooh watch your step, that's my Nobel Prize. I wonder how it got down there, crazy Nobel Prize.... Nobel Prize.'

'It's a stressful time for him every year, he really worries about getting the numbers spot on!'

Ssomething tells me this award has gone to his head!

'Looks like Ferguson sold a gas-guzzler!'

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

"I want you to promise you'll take some of your Nobel Prize money and buy yourself something nice."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Award Winning Gardener

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

Win - win

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Soccer coach of the year.

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'