Avoiding School Prints

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

Paul goes home for the holidays

Serious Putty

School trip little porters.

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Will this help me get into law school?'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"You have to admire him - at least he gave it a go!"

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

'I hate these school reunions.'

'Who do I talk to about getting a student loan?'

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...

Of course everyone likes you. You quit law school.

'I hope you realize Simkins that you have now had the best years of your life...'

Rise and shine, young man! It's time for school! I don't want to rise, I don't want to shine, I'm not a young man, and school is for suckers. Call me at lunchtime.

'I can't wait to lave school - just think, no more mistakes for sixty years...'

Why not come and work for me? I can't dad, I've got to stay in school until I'm eighteen!

'My brother hates school. He won't read in captivity.'

"I swear Mum: I keep waving at the school-bus driver, but somehow, he never sees me..."

"Dylan needs a classroom where I don't have to talk to any of the other mothers."

"Just how early can I take early retirement?"

"This isn't the way to the sno-cone stand."

'Look, they definitely don't want to go back to school.'

"I'm sick and can't come to school today. Do you need a loaner?"

Court House. Dropped out of law school because I couldn't stand all the Latin abbreviations. You needed to get away for "et al"!

"In addition to opting out of state testing, I've added an addendum, to my mom's note that allows me to opt out of Science, Phy Ed and anything resembling homework."

Music class room. Boy says to teacher: 'Why can't we pass notes? This is music class.'