Avid Pet Enthusiast Prints

"Don't mention hair loss."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

Mardi Gras

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Welcome to the Team

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Canine Companion

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"The hyenas started it."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.