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"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Scarpia from Tosca

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Comedy and tragedy masks

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

A pretention of playwrights

Tristan Und Isolde

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Friedrich Schiller

Tony Weller ejects Mr. Stiggins