Average Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I don't really have a personal best. I'm just sort of OK all the time.'

Team Leader

Welcome to the Team

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Midlife: You Are Here.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Taking to the sky...

You're my Statue of Liberty

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Driverless Car

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'I see that a Communications Disorder Instructor has just entered your life.'

Wow, a thousand-year-old artifact! What a discovery! 2019. Wow, a patch of land not buried in thousand-year-old useless artifacts! What a discovery! 3019.

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."