Average Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I don't really have a personal best. I'm just sort of OK all the time.'

Team Leader

Welcome to the Team

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Midlife: You Are Here.

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

You're my Statue of Liberty

Taking to the sky...

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Driverless Car

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

'I see that a Communications Disorder Instructor has just entered your life.'

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

"That's just the meds kicking in."