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"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Pina Coladas

French wine

Colonial Larrysburg.

George Michael

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Disco Owls

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Old Book Smell

'I love us when we're tan.'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Robert Johnson

Gustave Charpentier

If this van's a rockin'...

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Cherub string quartets

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Never too old to rock and roll."

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

'Old blue-screen's back!'

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

'That vintage reminded Harlow of his worst year in the market.'