Autumn Fan Mugs

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Broomstick crash.

The Last Leaf

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Harold, you've changed."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Fall on a desert island

"Devi's brew?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Monster Self-Help

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"We should start wearing masks."

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"Apple harvest."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Leaf zone!

Death Beggar

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Witches at a cauldron.

People of the Fall