Automotive Instructor Pillows

School for Motor Mechanics "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Sometimes Y Turn

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Lost around a military base.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'The penguin is upset...'

Electric car

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Is there a problem officer?"

Natural gas

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'