Automation_wary Prints

'Your fear of being replaced by automation is a legitimate fear and one I would share, were I not, myself an automation.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

Congratulations Strike Over!

Employee of the Month

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"Robots can't take away your job, Khanna. No one knows what you do."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

'I think this office automation has gone a little too far!'

Automation of Security

"Who's the new guy?"

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'