Automation Geek T-Shirts

'Congratulations. Our employment application screening software was no match for your employment application submission software.'

'Everything's automated these days.'

Critic software

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

I like robots...

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Claus 2.0

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Congratulations Strike Over!

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Robots can't take away your job, Khanna. No one knows what you do."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

Automation of Security

'I think this office automation has gone a little too far!'

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

"Who's the new guy?"

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move