Automation Geek T-Shirts

'Congratulations. Our employment application screening software was no match for your employment application submission software.'

'Everything's automated these days.'

Critic software

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

I like robots...

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Claus 2.0

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Congratulations Strike Over!

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Robots can't take away your job, Khanna. No one knows what you do."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Really? You're hiring me back to replace the robot you just replaced me with? I've had a change of heart, minion. It may be cheaper to automate my café. But it dawned on me that robots don't buy very many drinks. Plus, as much as I try to let the bottom line guide me, I am, deep down, a very compassionate man. I couldn't bear the thought of you being poor and miserable. Maybe he's not such a bad man. Plus, one accidental incineration of a customer and the authorities get all weird about it.

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'I think this office automation has gone a little too far!'

Automation of Security

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move