Autocorrect Victim Mugs

"It's the inventor of autocorrect and his beloved pet duck."

Beware of Falling Notice.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

'He has a learning disorder.'

"Always blame your mistakes on autocorrect and watch out for that tree."

"This is why I hate bringing you shopping."

Wife to doctor about husband: 'It was a freak accident. He was doing some work on the house.'

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

... and this section is for the people who wrote computer manuals.

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

"Thou," not "you"! "Shalt," not "shallow"! "Sayeth," not "sawtooth"! Gah, I'm gonna smite somebody! God's Autocorrect.

'Now that Jim sits in front of a computer all day, he's lost the will to watch TV.'

Air miles rewards.

Aw, dang, grabbed my cell phone.

'Just make sure you keep to the straight and narrow,old chap!'

'I finally got tired enough of your always misplacing your keys to do something about it.'

I feel your pain. (Bus stops on man's foot).

Edvard Munch's 'Replied-All'

Didn't know the call was on speaker phone.

"And the winner for the fastest time for dropping and breaking a new phone is Timmy, at 1 hour and 23 minutes."

"Oops...wrong meeting..."

'Don't worry if you fail the spelling test. Nobody spells when they text.'

Any Old Iron? - Tat Nav.

"If you want to know what you can do with your recorded message, press 1 now..."

'I turned off autocorrect but I still blame it if someone is offended by something I text to them.'

'Careful, it's double glazing!'

"Normally that's a deal breaker... but he's soooooo cute."