Autocorrect Adversary Prints

"Thou," not "you"! "Shalt," not "shallow"! "Sayeth," not "sawtooth"! Gah, I'm gonna smite somebody! God's Autocorrect.

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

One way only.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"It's a pretty good resume, but I would have like to see more bells and whistles."

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

"Head office have taken on board your concerns about excessive admin so we've taken on a new management team to look into it."

"It's the inventor of autocorrect and his beloved pet duck."

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

"Always blame your mistakes on autocorrect and watch out for that tree."

If everything worked like an app.

'First off, there is no 'y' in resume.'

What we talk text...How it reads when we hit 'send' without reading it first...

"Isn't Gracie getting a little old for bedtime stories?"

'Has it been spell-checked?'

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'

Rage Against the Washing Machine

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Just make sure you keep to the straight and narrow,old chap!'

'Hey, dirt bag, bring back the pencil.'

'I told you we should have spellchecked it before placing the order...'

'Don't worry if you fail the spelling test. Nobody spells when they text.'

Slug Hell.

'A human being answered the phone!'

"Stand aside, Gruenwald! It's the computer I'm blowing away!"

"That's inappropriate."

'I turned off autocorrect but I still blame it if someone is offended by something I text to them.'

Supermarket self-service checkout stress.

'Welcome to the automated booking line. Please state your location.' - 'Oxford' - 'I'm sorry. I didn't hear that. Please try again.' - ''Oxford', you dumb robot!' - 'I think you said 'Dumbarton'. Please press '9' to confirm.' - 'Yeah, maybe later.'