Autism Awareness Pillows

"My daughter is autistic, but don't worry, once she calms down she'll act just like you minus the contemptuously judgmental glare."

Asparagus Syndrome.

National Everything Awareness Day

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

Vitruvian Man

Guide Dogs

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Snow Blind

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

Sewer Rats

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

Running in please pass

Blind Cyclist

The seeing-eye cat.

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

Disabilities and Health & Safety

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

Opium Den 2019

Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

'I can't believe this! You're low in iron.'

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

'I wouldn't be tardy if the school had wheelchair access.'

Disabled Entrance.