"Shouldn't you be in Youth Detention Centre?"
Authority Comic Lover Prints
Decorate their walls with vibrant prints inspired by authority comic themes—bold, humorous artworks that reflect their creative and playful spirit.
'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
International Women's Day
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!
"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."
Billy. The Kid.
I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.
Moses separating his Laundry.
"Now that's what I call customer service!"
No-Work Orange
"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"
"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."
'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'
"Have you been playing dice?"
"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"
'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'
Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.
'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'
The Food Chain
Window Treatment
"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."
"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"
"No flight of the Bumblebee"
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
Tarzan of the Grapes.
This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?
"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"
"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."
"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"
Caption contest. After last year's 3,000 entries, we're doing it again! Visit Speedbump.com for info and send your entries to speedbumpcomic@comcast.net.
'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'
"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."
"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."
Authority Comic Lover Prints Collection
Authority Comic Lover Mugs
Discover more themed mugs perfect for authority comic lovers—bring humor and personality to their daily routines.
Authority Comic Lover Pillows
Shop our witty pillows for comic fans—adding humor and comfort to any space with authority-themed designs.
Authority Comic Lover T-Shirts
Browse our collection of comic-themed t-shirts—fun, creative designs that express their love for authority and comic culture.