Authority Appreciator Prints

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

"This gold star is for being a good cop and...hey you! Don't turn around! You have been a very bad cop!"

Policemen marching

Scottish drill sergeant.

That's perfect, my eyes follow you around the boardroom.

'Admit it! You enjoy firing people, don't you?'

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"My kid could do that."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Judge, jury and executioner.

"I like to keep things simple."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

Bill's new strap-on steer horns helped give him more clout at the office.

Jens Stoltenberg.

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

"No, she likes me best!"

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

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