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Putin still has 54% of votes

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

"Social distancing has really changed things at the office. In some ways it's really improved relationships with colleagues. For instance..."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Bank Cuts Jobs. . . Employees in Need!

Campaign 2016

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I work all winter on my beach body, and everyone still stares at you!"

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

"Honestly, I hadn't intended to become a congressman, but it was the only job I qualified for in the prison's work-release program."

"It's a new year, a NEW start!. . . We must put aside our sexist misogynistic past. . ."

Trump White House Word Search

Ever Wonder Why 37& of Americans Prefer Socialism?

Trump supporters raise the Nazi flag after Charlottesville.

"He's checking the math for political correctness."

How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

"Off with their heads!"

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out James Carville?'

Alexander Lukashenko makes his opponents disappear.

Mother Theresa (May)

"These are my 'Nebraska attack poodles'. They don't bark, they don't bite, they just do exactly what they're told. . ."

'Alf did you see they have frozen the sum you can leave before tax?'

CSI: Low Budget Version

'If you're going to San Fransisco, you can't wear a flower in your hair these days, sir.'

"Can someone explain to me how, being here, are supposed to maintain physical distance?"

British Occupation of Peking-Opium Wars

"Like, weirdest date ever, last night, he kept trying to make eye contact!"

Anti-Vax: Death Cult

Hell or paradise = New York or Moscow

'My wife left me and I lost my fortune. Well, not in this order.'

"With the cost of accommodation around here we don't get anything like the range of candidates we used to..."

'It's dangerous how terror groups are marketing themselves world wide!'

"I don't think we'll ever get off this boat!"