Authentication Expert Mugs

Forged signed memorabilia.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

Dad Trophies

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

AI Safety Officer

Statue of Security

Nuclear Security Summit

Watchdog on Holiday

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

The Ayatollah Bomb?

The Costs Of Doing War.

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

Dictator, Interrupted

You are Here. We know where you've been.

How to create a password you can remember...

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

The world of surveillance.

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Eurocopa 2016

"We expect Putin any minute now..."

CIA Recommended TVs