Austrian Culture Buff Gifts

"All my dirndls are at the dry cleaner's."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Surfing koala.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Boomerang cow.

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Bertolt Brecht.

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Gutrine

Austrailian Vollyroo

Helmut Schmidt

Lohengrin

Parsifal

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'

"G'day mates! I'm Dan Undah! On today's walkabout we'll be searching for the feah some creecha's that in-aboot Satan's undah wold. . ."

Australian Submarine Controversy

Australian using flies instead of corks in his cork hat.

Prussian Siege of Paris, 1870

Switzerland Stuck in the Middle of EU Conflicts.

Regulating Switzerland.

Ned Kelly's School Days

Australian Crawl

Roger Federer

'Let me guess...you're Swiss.'

Germany Beer

'Drink up, Helmut...'

Albrecht Dürer

'You spoil those sheep Bruce!'

Boomerang Birthdays: Many Happy Returns.

Slackeroo.