Australian Wildlife Admirer T-Shirts

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'I travelled the World dude: Out of Australia, I could find a job in any Freak Show...'

"I'm afraid you're hopping mad."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

"You're such a good listener."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Happy Hour

Bears

TSA Noah

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Spring Training

"He's gone goth"

Dog Park / Cat Park

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"