Australian Culture Admirer T-Shirts

Crocodile Tie

Koala

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Surfing koala.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Boomerang cow.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

James Joyce.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Researching the opossum article.'

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

Sun Worshipers

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Australian punk

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

Welsh Lady

Baby Marsupial On Board

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Australian stress counselling.

The Easter Bilby

"G'day mates! I'm Dan Undah! On today's walkabout we'll be searching for the feah some creecha's that in-aboot Satan's undah wold. . ."

Pearly Queen Gates

Andrew Bonar Law

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'

Austrailian Vollyroo

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

"Shirs...I propose a toasht...to er...majestry the queen o'finglan! An' a'lasht freedum frum all tha' heuropeen b'rocrashee. Waiter! Brin' usshum more Chatoooo De L'feet!"