Australian Culture Admirer T-Shirts

Crocodile Tie

Koala

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Surfing koala.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Boomerang cow.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

James Joyce.

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Researching the opossum article.'

Sun Worshipers

Australian punk

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Steve Irwin.

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Steve Vizard

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Baby Marsupial On Board

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

Welsh Lady

Australian stress counselling.

The Easter Bilby

Austrailian Vollyroo

Andrew Bonar Law

"Shirs...I propose a toasht...to er...majestry the queen o'finglan! An' a'lasht freedum frum all tha' heuropeen b'rocrashee. Waiter! Brin' usshum more Chatoooo De L'feet!"

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'

Pearly Queen Gates

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

"G'day mates! I'm Dan Undah! On today's walkabout we'll be searching for the feah some creecha's that in-aboot Satan's undah wold. . ."