Austerity Measure Analyst Mugs

Euro through the floor

Mario Draghi

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Pre-Old Blues

Greek Crisis

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

Greek Crisis

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

Financial crisis and layoffs

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

"Perkins, sometimes consistency is not a virtue."

"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"

'What gives you the idea we're on a sinking ship?'

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

The Usual Suspects

A group of businessmen read a profit chart that reads "Lousy"

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

Tonight's Weather Report Contains Some Alarming Material. Viewer Discretion Advised.

Alexander Lukashenko makes his opponents disappear.

Gordon Brown is making money.

"It may be a figment of my imagination, Herb, but I thought I just felt another shock wave go through the business community."

"They could make a Drachma out of this crisis."

"Begging or stealing are better options than borrowing right now."