Austen Aficionado Prints

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

'Love your blog. Very Jane Austen.'

"They're remaking an adaptation of a Jane Austen novel and setting it in early 18th century England."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

So you're a mocking bird...

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Driverless cars rage.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."