Audit Warrior Mugs

'May I ask where you are taking me?

Monster under the bed.

"Of course I didn't throw out all the receipts on purpose, and how was I to know we were going to be audited."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Exam

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Privacy - Surveillance

Flu vaccine.

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

IRS Audit Section

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

Too big to fail

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."