Audit Warrior Mugs

'May I ask where you are taking me?

Monster under the bed.

"Of course I didn't throw out all the receipts on purpose, and how was I to know we were going to be audited."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Fight or Flight

Exam

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Privacy - Surveillance

Flu vaccine.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

IRS Audit Section

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."