IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.
Audit Escape Artist Prints
Decorate their space with prints that capture the clever spirit of the audit escape artist, blending humor and creativity in every design.
"Remember, if I blink three times, then run for it."
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"
'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
Just don't let the old man get you down.
"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"
"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."
'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'
"The Ususal, Mr. B?"
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."
Stress
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."
It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.
"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"
Tweaking the CV.
Desert Island Fantasies
Crib Escape
Chairmen of the Bored
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'
Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.
Audit Escape Artist Prints Collection
Audit Escape Artist Mugs
Explore our selection of mugs featuring humor and clever designs for the audit escape artist—perfect for their coffee breaks or sneaky sips.
Audit Escape Artist Pillows
Color their space with pillows that celebrate their escape artistry, blending humor and comfort in one quirky package.
Audit Escape Artist T-Shirts
Find witty t-shirts designed for the audit escape artist—great for showcasing their clever side in casual style.