Audio Tape Collector Prints

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Robert Fripp

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"What are you doing?"

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Try his land line.'

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

So close... Yet so far.

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Islington Angels.

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

Baroque Bach Mountain

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

His master's voice

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

At the CD shop.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."