Audio Systems Prints

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Foolproof Sound System

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

I tried to face the music, but it was in surround sound.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Sound system for mobiles.

Heavy metal fan enjoys his PC's sound system.

"Turn down the bass."

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Audio Books

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Edison invents the personal stereo

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"