Audio Gear Pillows

Man being burgled while listening to headphones.

TV loves Music.

'Hey,COOL headphones buddy'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Audio Books

Sport Utility Boot.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Edison invents the personal stereo

An amplified harp

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

'Turn that ambient music down!'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Justice for a heckler.

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

Sale - Eyepod.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"You'd better stand back now: This is going to be a mighty roar..."

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"