Audio Engineer Mugs

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'My job is being cut, I'm being replaced by a podcast,'

Subwoofer

Theatre.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I keep hearing voices in my head.'

Broom Operators Deserve Better

The Audio Book Club

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Not exactly what I'd call awesome feedback, dude."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Robert P. (All Three Formats)

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my audio equipment these days.'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

Elephant in Headphones

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

Roadie rage.

Microphone Feedback

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

A Meeting of Audio Buffs.

What Hi-fi. What Camera. What Car.

'The Feng Shui of this auditorium must be off.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Monkeys carving stereo.

Tortured by music