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Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Audio Books

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"So, what are you reading?"

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"I read the audio book."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Reading in the rain.

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Man reading in lamp

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

Books-CDs-Tapes.

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Talking Books: 'Push button to hear what critics say about...'

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

Talking Books

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

Noisy Books

audiobooks...

Making an Audio Book: Quiet Please No Barking!!!

Have the author sign your kindle...

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

'George is very much in touch with his inner adult.'

'Listen dear. He's playing our ringtone.'

"It's one of those large print audiobooks."

A woman listening to an audio guide

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

"A little bit less television, a little bit more books on tape. What's your New Year's resolution?

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