
'The Angina Monologues'
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'The Angina Monologues'
Sympathetic nursing will work wonders
Bad fake tan day.
"That'll be five bucks."
The only time cats are known to laugh.
"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"
"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."
"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."
Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.
"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."
'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'
"What did Jesus order?"
Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?
'No Fred, this one is one me!'
"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."
"Projectile hairballing."
Drunk Barber
'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'
"Hey! Get back here!"
he used to belong to a cartoonist
'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'
Bald Man Overcomb
'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'
Football heads...
'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'
"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."
"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"
"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."
"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"
When Stupid People Get an Idea
'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'
'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'
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