Attitude Shifter Prints

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

The Three Kinds of People

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Like Minded

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

On the Hanger

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

Octopus Lady

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

Distilled Elephant

For use when tweaking the paradigm just isn't cutting it any more.

'Your glass is half full!'

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"