Attention Span Mugs

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

Modern Attention Spans

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"It helps me stay focused."

The End of the Worker Bees

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

Media Whore Raceway.

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

'Your attention span is not very long.'

One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.

"Are you listening to me?"

"Your challenge is to present our complex project to people that have an 11 second attention span."

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."

'It's about your son's low attention span,,,'

"The hardest thing about being a youth pastor is keeping my sermons to 140 characters or less."

"I pretend to pay attention by putting my face in screensaver mode."

Running coast to coast for attention.

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'

"I wish I knew. We've been working on it for years, but every time we think we're finished, the designers tell us it has to be shorter!"

"Shh, listen! The sound of my voice."

'Demanding attention again, do we?'

Bookworm misses the nuclear explosion behind him.

Attention Span therapy Center: 'Are we done yet?'