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The End of the Worker Bees

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Likes: $2.

My brilliant career

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"It helps me stay focused."

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

As Seen On TV

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

'Seriously folks...'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

Mentioning 'Sex'

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

You are not here.

Media Whore Raceway.

Attention surplus

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.