Attending Exhibitions Prints

"Of course it's latex. It's for display purposes only."

"But all it's playing is Mussorgsky's 'pictures at an exhibition'."

'Apparently he's the first to have copied this particular idea.'

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Cats at private view

Children's Art Show.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Escher exhibition first floor

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Art Gallery.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Private Viewing

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

In the art gallery

Modern Portrait Gallery

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"I could do that."

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

Artist Retrospective.