Attachment Icon Aficionado Pillows

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

"What the...?! They're all just emojis!"

Louis Armstrong

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

John and Yoko

"Hey! That's not Rogers. It's his avatar."

'You can be replaced with CGI ya know!'

'There's no raise with the promotion, but you do get to change your avatar.'

'Click on the icon.'

Barbra Streisand

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

Sometimes hearing, 'You're nuts!' is a good thing.

'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

'...may your union be blessed with children...and for those of us who believe in ATTACHMENT PARENTING, could they please do so now!'