Atmosphere Connoisseur Gifts

"I'm supposed to be someplace downtown right now, sucking the air out of the room."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Painting clouds

Felix Mendelssohn

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Cheese Secret

Fumes from furniture

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

Anton Bruckner.

The Troposhere

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Holiday-maker taking hotel's entire drinking water supply, "All inclusive, then!"

The wine and water lists.

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

The bill for smelling the aroma from the kitchen... that'll be ten pounds.

'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'