Atmosphere Aficionado Mugs

'How is the ambience prepared?'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Local Weather

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Bring your own inflatable.

Painting clouds

You must be this tall.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Fumes from furniture

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

"Have you seen my wife?"

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."