Atmosphere Aficionado Mugs

'How is the ambience prepared?'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Local Weather

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Bring your own inflatable.

Painting clouds

You must be this tall.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

Fumes from furniture

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Martians spot an Earth UFO

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"Have you seen my wife?"

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

"I'm pretty sure there's a Starbucks on the other side of that big rock."

Dog keeping dry, protected by owners.

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."