Atm User Mugs

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Is this the new input device?'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

Tips encouraged by ATM machine.

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

'Hot Apple Pie' from a cash machine

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"And they tell us money is hard to come by."

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"Tut! You've tapped in the wrong number again!"

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

'To me he's more than just a pet.'

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

Your hands are cold...

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

'This baby has lots of memory.'

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

The Cash Pointer Sisters

Saving for Winter.

PANIC!

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'We've had a cash machine put in.'

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

'May I go home now?'

'I win!!

'Is all you can say?' - 'No but that's all I think you'll understand.'

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.