Atm Skeptic Mugs

Warning on a balance enquiry at an ATM.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

I.T. Fear

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Privacy

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Big Brother.

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

Diner is served

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'