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The Rolling Stones Bank

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"My kid could do that."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

Mathematician on the couch.

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

Plays well with other people's $.

Tips encouraged by ATM machine.

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

'Hot Apple Pie' from a cash machine

'To me he's more than just a pet.'

"And they tell us money is hard to come by."

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Deep pockets on line two.

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

Very best ATM's.

Saving for Winter.

'We've had a cash machine put in.'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

A toaster plays fetch

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

Perpetual Motion.

The bank has modernized the ATM's! I could do without the laugh track when I ask for my balance.