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Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"My kid could do that."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

Mathematician on the couch.

Tips encouraged by ATM machine.

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

'Hot Apple Pie' from a cash machine

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'To me he's more than just a pet.'

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

"And they tell us money is hard to come by."

Deep pockets on line two.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'

The Cash Pointer Sisters

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

Saving for Winter.

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

A toaster plays fetch