Atm Aficionado Pillows

"Hi Iris! You alright love?...How's your hip?"

'Cats are very independent.'

'Daddy, let me put in your card! I know the pin code, it's 6666!'

'Okay, she's got her card in, now shut it down.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Hot Apple Pie' from a cash machine

Making automatic tellers more lifelike.

"I hate machine intelligence when an ATM says we've spent enough money tonight."

Execution.

'Hold it - I was putting my card in upside down.'

'I'd rather have one of those than an I-Box.'

Tips encouraged by ATM machine.

'He says does anyone know how to fit a skimming device?'

A tiny man living inside an ATM gives away money.

'Banker's hours. Hah!'

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'We've had a cash machine put in.'

Automated Laundering Machines.

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Natural Disasters

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Homo Gamus

Driverless cars rage.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."