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High Jump

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Go team!

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Pete Sampras

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Raheem Sterling

At the 2021 Religious Games

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Running

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Football

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'