Athletics Devotee Mugs

'On your mark,...get set,...'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Sloth 10K.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

First Prize!

Pole Vault Rules

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

Multitasking executive dog

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

'Steeee-rike three!'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

Football Blockers.

Discus accidents.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

Sergio Aguero

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

Daley Thompson