Athletics Devotee Mugs

'On your mark,...get set,...'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cristiano Ronaldo

First Prize!

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Multitasking executive dog

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'Steeee-rike three!'

Discus accidents.

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Football Blockers.

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

Athletic Games on the Moon.

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

Sergio Aguero

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Daley Thompson

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."