Athletic Scholarship Mugs

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

'I really crammed last night.'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

National Academy of Sport

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

The Giamatti era

Pinara fund

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Scenes we'd most like to see...

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

"This has been quite a season for Zobrowsky—a hundred an twenty-nine receptions, sixteen touchdowns, a B-plus in English, a B in philosophy, an A in political science, and a B-minus in French!"

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Boy holding football.

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

Roads Scholar

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

'He's here to see you about a basketball scholarship.'

'Mo got a hardship grant to attend university.'

"I graduated summa cum laude, whatever that means."

Guillaume Bude

Sporting School of Exellence

Teacher to students: 'A penny for your thoughts, but only if you're here on scholarship.'

"I gotta know if I'm gonna pass the big history test tomorrow! I can't remember who fought in the industiral revolution, and my scholarship depends on it!"

"Athletic scholarship."