Athletic Scholarship Mugs

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

'I really crammed last night.'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

National Academy of Sport

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

The Giamatti era

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Pinara fund

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

"This has been quite a season for Zobrowsky—a hundred an twenty-nine receptions, sixteen touchdowns, a B-plus in English, a B in philosophy, an A in political science, and a B-minus in French!"

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

"That's for our son. . . the one with a basketball scholarship!"

Roads Scholar

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Boy holding football.

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"Phil's a living legend on this campus. His last grant proposal won a Pulitzer."

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

Hoping to convince the university that he is worthy of a wrestling scholarship, Nick pins the director of admissions in 13 seconds.

'He's here to see you about a basketball scholarship.'

'Mo got a hardship grant to attend university.'

Guillaume Bude

'The only mystery remaining is, who wins the scholarship to Sherlock Holmes University...'

"I graduated summa cum laude, whatever that means."

"I gotta know if I'm gonna pass the big history test tomorrow! I can't remember who fought in the industiral revolution, and my scholarship depends on it!"

Sporting School of Exellence