Athletic Rule Breaker T-Shirts

'Disqualify him. He didn't let go.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Pole Vault Rules

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Give him his food."

Lab safety Rule No. 1

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

No early morning tea past this landing

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'